You know i like to joke a bit and i hope you won't take any offence from my light-hearted and intentionally à gauche attempt above to reignite the fire in your belly. Whenever you can find the time will do of course. We'll just be happy and grateful to see them.

Then again, i could write them for you and submit the drafts for your editing. The problem with that is that you would spend more time correcting errors, half-truths, fallacies both deliberate and unintentional, and deleting arrant nonsense and gibberish than the time you would take if you wrote them from scratch. So offer withdrawn .... Caty might do it properly though