You know what a B-Double is? I thought you called them B-Trains over there. Why the f@#$ would we have snow here Sport? It's the middle of summer! Why don't you get an tugboat and tow an iceberg in from the Arctic Ocean. You and your mates can chip it into snow with icepicks. [Bloody lazy Northerners! mumble grumble ... gotta tell 'em how to do everything ...]
OK, all the above off to trash [but copies to [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] first. Sometimes even Giomen is 'Too Good to Trash'].
EDIT: 'Coz it's a Lady's prerogative to change a Gentleman's mind [or something like that], I've left them here too.
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