And married to your sister Isis, and you two are progeny of siblings as were they progeny of siblings ad nausium .... ewwwww! Choose a less deviant deity to pretend to be, or pass the chunder bucket. Perhaps Buddha? He's clean. Even Shinto's Kami aren't too kinky.

Good you're on the job, nothing like a poke in the eye to get a major God moving .... Daniel should convert nicely accent-wise if you're up to it.