NP. Some points (most of them OT, sorry!):

1. Anyone who can understand the instruction pamphlets for American armaments has my complete respect. (AU army personal had to study them too, but because we actually had to use their stuff a lot). Chewing gum wrappers do in fact contain more relevant and understandable info than US Arms Pams.
2. You are far from a stupid fish. A cranky fish at times, yes, but us single older blokes get bitter and twisted for good reason. BTW, language guide doesn't work in 765 as far as i remember, so i suppose you meant your other language skills are poor. But i'm sure you speak Finnish & Russian fluently and maybe others too, and your English is understandable to me (usually). I have more trouble deciphering Shakespeare. When i do have trouble understanding what your meaning is and then address you as 'Cryptic Cyrillic Master' it is far from derogatory or an insult. It is somewhere between a taunt and a compliment, but more of the latter for sure! If i think you're being aggressive, i call you 'G-Man'. Влади́мир Влади́мирович Пу́тин probably greased a few of them in his younger days.
3. No need to be sorry. *You have now discovered it is EU fw. This is some progress at least. Now, just slip on down to Germany and buy us a 140 or 150 and all will be forgiven.

*Only points that aren't OT are in bold ...lol.