It's only 100 bux, what you blokes call a yard, Benjamin or c-note. We also call our $100 banknote lettuce leaf, avocado, jolly green giant, fat lady, green soldier, green phantom or hen's tooth ['cos it's rare as] and quite a few others depending on regional preferences. But it was also a joke, i was always gonna renege anyway.

Sorry mate, you took too long to accept, deal's off. So, no gorilla/lettuce for you:

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All our notes are polymer, $5 to $100, and very difficult to forge. Unlike your paper folding stuff, a teenager with a reasonable scanner, a good colour printer and some quality paperstock can do a few bills at home which might be passable in a busy club or bar. Beats delivering pizzas, chucking papers off your bike or pushing a mower weekends to make weed-money .

My turn to act confused ... Wot's BF stand for, is it Brainf**k the programming language? I hope it's not Boy Friend, Breast Feeding or even Black Friday. Maybe Big Foot? Am i warm?