Thread: Continuing verbal drivel otherwise OT but too good for Trash should be moved here

Originally Posted by Magnetron

OK I gottem Boss gees 1953 was a long time ago.

Good you gottem Maggie. Did you gettem the earlier two issues for 1952 as well? Have a look back at posts #195 and #198 for the very first 2 issues.

See Kordroy, that's proper respect! He called me Boss, he knows his place, he does that Maggie.

Originally Posted by dersuuzala

What r u going on about now? Are you intoxicated again? Who's PC, your brother or something? And no you don't. Just stand by. I may haul my GPS back in later.

Please try to keep pace with my rapid-cycle hallucinating. PC is my trusty steed as i've plainly stated. He's state-of-the-art with a quad core CPU, 8 GB of RAM and a 64-bit OS. Surely you don't think i'd ride my brother to hospital?

And as far as adjudicating movies, I didn't ask you your opinion, I just told you it was an excellent movie, and I sent u the link to it so u can't try to claim in court that I owe u something for your Mad comic things.

Yeah, and i told you it sucks 'n' blows. How could your opinion be more important or even possibly equal to mine. I went to high school with Billy Thorpe fercrissake!

Please fix your instructions so that they are as good as mine. I tried to teach you how to write proper instructions. It should go like this: 1. haul your GPS in (again); 2. attach it to your computer; 3. Turn on the both of 'em; 4. when computer screen comes on CLICK HERE where it says to click here. That's it.

Other than you have to click the bat file twice [poor baby!] and i assumed you'd know you have to turn things on first that's what i told you to do innit?

Speaking of intoxicated. ever try pumpkin likker, or whatever it's called? Tasty potion. Glug.

Wazzat 'punkin likker' stuff? Y'all make it y'self pardner? Got a license for that or is it moonshine? Will too many glugs send you blind? I'm guessing so, sure sends ya stoopid anyway.

I have no idea what your hobbit friend is trying to say...oh, it's gone, or was i hallucinating it?...that pumpkin likker probably has hallucinatory powers. I thought it said something about 1953...

No not hallucinating, you've just gone blind. He's still here, feel around for him. Have i pointed out that he calls me Boss? That's proper respect that is, did i mention that too? And he's a WA pirate hobbit, the worse kind. Don't worry that you can't understand him, if necessary i'll interpret for you. I was kidnapped by a similar tribe as a child for a short time and learned their lingo and ways ... nasty little brutes they are. He'd prob'ly have a crack at your homebrew likker, drinks cask muscat y'know. I'm far more refined than that. I decant my chateau cardboard red into stolen empty wine bottles. Lets it breathe y'see. Also found that chucking the empty casks onto the neighbour's tin roof has far less effect than the bottles.

On banning: Can't u ban people by their isp? That way they can't come back so easily. I'm an expert on getting banned. Almost every place bans me. I prefer it that way. I got into the habit of preferring to get tossed out of places more than going out under my own steam when I was a little kid. We would go to the movies (mostly, but not always, by sneaking in the exit door) and tell jokes so loudly (my jokes were really funny) and crack each other up, and then finally the matron (they had uniformed matrons back then for the kiddie shows...now they need armed guards) would drag me out by my ear. I thought that was quite sophisticated being escorted by a uniformed lackey. Later I would get thrown out of saloons. I thought that the saloon bouncers should have been uniformed, though. It would have been more sophisticated that way. I liked the way the Navy had special uniformed Marines escorting me to the brig...Where was I? I forgot what I was supposed to be talking about. Oh yeah, my little brother used to get stones in his hoof too.

We ban ad spammers by their IPs. You want i should ban your entire ISP? That'd be fun.

I'm sure i've been chucked outta far better places than you, being as i went to high school with Billy Thorpe 'n' all.

My brother and i would go to the Saturday matinee at the local fleapit. Our Lyceum had real lice. The bastards used to padlock the fire exits or practically no one would have bought a ticket. We'd pay an extra tuppence to sit in the back stalls over the front stalls and sit right at the front just behind the centre stalls. At interval the older toffs would buy bottled softdrinks for themselves and their skank of the moment but then leave the bottles behind to impress said skank of their wealth rather than take them back to the Candy Bar [bottles, not skank] after the show for a penny refund. We'd wait back a tad then walk the isle one either side scanning the rows of seats and usually collect at least 6 empties each, nice little earner that was. Then we found a way to sneak from the centre stalls to the back stalls and it was only an extra penny over the front stalls admission, even better! Then we found the same trick worked to get from front to centre to back stalls but eventually we got sprung doing that. Greed not pride cometh before a fall, valuable lesson learned early there.

You being in the navy explains a lot. Did you really miss your boyfriend when you got thrown in the brig? I got out of the army when they started to let known homosexuals enlist. There was a strong rumour went around that it was going to be made compulsory to be a poof like in the navy so i left.

Y'wanna borrow my penknife to fix your kid brother's sore hoof. You should get him properly shoed really.

Originally Posted by dersuuzala

Say, you know about computers. I just bought a Samsung Tab S2 9.7 tablet and I used a little advertised BestBuy offer to give a $100 trade in allowance on "any working tablet" (good thru the end of the month), so I traded in my Nexus 7 2013 with the busted charger plug. I've got about 12 days left in which to return it and I'm thinking of doing so. What is your expert opinion? Should I keep it or not? Somebody might be coming out with something better soon. Hopefully you are in your office and will respond promptly today, as opposed to yesterday when u were goofing off drinking pumpkin likker, or was that me? Sometimes I get confused who is me.

I only know about real horses, 18 hands like my PC. He's state-of-the-art, quad core CPU, 8 GB of RAM, 64-bit OS. Why do i have to keep telling you the same stuff? I dunno nuttin' 'bout li'l shetland pony type things like your tablet gizmo. How d'ya get a saddle on those tiny li'l suckers anyway? Does the ASPCA know about that?

Keep it or take it back, wadda i care. Do you mean they give you full price back so that it means effectively they've paid you 100 bucks for your broke pony? You'd get less for an unbroke one for sure.

There should be no confusion over who is who around here. You are definitely you. I am definitely me. I know that because i am all-powerful, handsome, very intelligent, lovable and modest. You on the other hand are puny, ugly, quite stoopid, hateful and vain. Just remember that and the confusion will pass [eventually] but you'll still be all the other things just not so confused. Feel better now?
PS: Flashed that 276c yet?

Yeh Boss have the others too.
Sound like you running my old system there Boss a 4x8x64 + 6TB HDD +3 monitors, but I run now for some years a 8x16x64 + 6TB HDD +3 Monitors now, mmmm may need to fire up the old one but is brain dead coz I put a spare SSD in and never installed OS.

If he hasn't flashed that 276c yet is prob coz he bin lookin for the flash bulb.

Originally Posted by Magnetron

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If he hasn't flashed that 276c yet is prob coz he bin lookin for the flash bulb.

No, I found the light bulb, and I've got the ladder, but I'm waiting for at least two more guys to help me so I can unscrew it.

Originally Posted by Magnetron

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If he hasn't flashed that 276c yet is prob coz he bin lookin for the flash bulb.

Originally Posted by dersuuzala

No, I found the light bulb, and I've got the ladder, but I'm waiting for at least two more guys to help me so I can unscrew it.

Holy Toledo Batman! He's IRISH! This has all been a total WASTE OF TIME. He'll never understand ........

"Later. Boss" ....[?] .... I want that you call me Boss respectfully and mean it. Like my trained hobbit Maggy does. He's respectful that Maggie.

"Happy now?" .... I'll never be happy again until you flash that 276c. I can't even eat or sleep until you do it [a promise is a promise], so how can i be HAPPY FFS? HOW??

Here's 1955 for you both [especially for you Maggie, you respectful little hobbit you]. As for you Krakfill, pay attention this time 'cos there'll be a surprise test sprung on you later:

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I'll check in more tomorrow, boss. I'll bring my 276 with me and maybe my left handed veeblefetzer too. I tried to take a screen shot of my computer setup so you could tell me what's wrong, but I don't know how to do that, boss. I couldn't even cut and paste it. Why? I don't know. Later. Potrzebie.


King Kilroy I


PS I'm not Irish but I grew up in an Irish neighborhood. Does that count?

Axolotl!

To take a screenshot on your PC hold the Alt key down and then press Print Screen [PrtScn] key on your keyboard. The keys are the tappy things you hit with your fingers, the keyboard looks like this:



That will make a copy of what's on your monitor screen and place it on the clipboard. Open Paint [default MS program included with all Win OSs] and press the 'Paste' button, recent versions of Paint have that in the top LH corner. Get your Mommy to stop whacking you around the head with her broom and help you with it.

Irish neighbourhood upbringing does indeed count. I bet it made you learn how to fight as a kid. Polish neighbourhoods can impart a similar need in sooky kids.

I note your attempts to get me back onside by addressing me as 'boss'. To be truly respectful you should type that 'Boss' in hobbit fashion.

Bit a trivia f'ya: Did you know that 'potrzebie' is a Polish word that roughly translates as 'need'? Also 'veeblefetzer' is an old Yiddish slang word pretty-much meaning 'gizmo' or 'whatchamacallit' or 'thingamajig' or 'wingwang for a goose's bridle' or any other such placeholder for some weird or obscure bit of kit. No need to thank me for that, but no MADs for you today [you caught up to end of '55 yet?].

Damn Yanks are slow M8 had one as an inlaw but sadley he died some years ago, he jumped ship in mmm 68 and married in the Missus family and was an Ametuer radio HAM and he was a prick and never showed me his Radio room, so he died a prick.