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    It's kinda like Six Degrees of Separation dude. 'Ask 6 questions of a stranger from anywhere in the world ..etc etc' in the related theory. In our case it's more like 600 tho' before we found the connection [apart from determining very early on that we're both certifiably insane]. If you think you can butter me up to teach you how to use a torrent client, ya dreamin' mate! [Did you see The Castle? - Lol: Tell 'em they're dreamin'!].

    Got your PM DerSuzi, will send you a polite reply shortly. But i said i want her knickers you numnut, not her FB page. You won't fob me off with thaaaat...wait... hold the phone ... is that really Tuffy? She can nick a banana off my bunch anytime. Dunno what she'd see in the likes of you Sport, are you in her friends list KilledRoy? Are your initials CB? CB's from NYC, is ugly enough but went to Harvard. Sounds suspiciously Jewish too, but that's ok. If you're CB i guess you must have done Arts or some other veggie course like Political Science [contradiction in terms], sure as hell wasn't anything to do with IT that you studied at Harvard. 'Course I went to High School with Billy Thorpe so that trumps anything you've ever done in your life.

    As requested, reminding you to tell me about drooling maniac and anor. Yeh i know where Jamaica Queens is and i know the demographics. Are you from Queens? A guy i know lives in Jamaica. He once described himself as half Spanish/half Ecuadorian and asked me my ancestry. I told him i was 3/4 Scottish and 1/4 Scandinavian which at least doesn't sound like a weird half 'n' half pizza. That set off a verbal Battle Royale which makes our little skimishes here look like a kindy catfight. We both retired hurt after it became clear there could never be a clear winner. He asked me why Aussies have been know to eat their national animal and bird, the kangaroo and emu [btw, it's 'eam-u' not 'e-moo']. I said because we've run out of Bald Eagle and inquired of him if he prefers the white or dark meat. After that we got really down and dirty ... It was a lot of fun while it lasted. Haven't spoken to him in the last few years ... i wonder why he went quiet on me? Sensitive bastard!
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    It's kinda like Six Degrees of Separation dude. 'Ask 6 questions of a stranger from anywhere in the world ..etc etc' in the related theory. In our case it's more like 600 tho' before we found the connection [apart from determining very early on that we're both certifiably insane].


    --- Pardon me, but it is you who are insane. I happen to be perfectly sane. Bwahahaha! What are you looking at? I don't like it when people look at me.

    If you think you can butter me up to teach you how to use a torrent client, ya dreamin' mate! [Did you see The Castle? - Lol: Tell 'em they're dreamin'!].

    --- I already told you, I'm through with that game. I tried buttering you guys up and it got me nowhere. The only language you cannibal island savages understand is...harsh words.



    Got your PM DerSuzi, will send you a polite reply shortly. But i said i want her knickers you numnut, not her FB page. You won't fob me off with thaaaat...wait... hold the phone ... is that really Tuffy? She can nick a banana off my bunch anytime. Dunno what she'd see in the likes of you Sport, are you in her friends list KilledRoy? Are your initials CB? CB's from NYC, is ugly enough but went to Harvard.


    --- I most certainly am not your CB, Why would you even think that a genius such as myself would lower himself by attending some two bit politically corrected dive like Harvard?


    Sounds suspiciously Jewish too, but that's ok. If you're CB


    --- Again, I am not your CB. Why must I repeat myself twice? Why do I have to say everything twice? Why do I have to say everything twice?

    i guess you must have done Arts or some other veggie course like Political Science [contradiction in terms], sure as hell wasn't anything to do with IT that you studied at Harvard.


    --- I already told you I would never lower myself to attending your Harvard, but you're right, I don't even know what IT is. Probably something that computer nerds do.

    'Course I went to High School with Billy Thorpe so that trumps anything you've ever done in your life.

    --- I never heard of Billy Thorpe before, but I will give you courtesy points on that anyway, because I am a nice guy and feel sorry for you for not having attended the prestigious high school that I did (even tho I dropped out after two years). Not to mention nursery school and kindergarten. I'm sure that you never attended Miss Hagerty's Payson Park Nursery School. The entrance exams were very stiff (luckily it didn't include Easter egg hunting, my weakest subject).



    As requested, reminding you to tell me about drooling maniac and anor.


    --- In due time.

    Yeh i know where Jamaica Queens is and i know the demographics. Are you from Queens? A guy i know lives in Jamaica.


    --- You know much way too much about NYC and Arizona for a guy who lives in Steak and Butter or whatever u call it. I think u must be an Australian spy. Australia = Australasia = Eurasia. I believe we have always been at war with Eurasia. Or is that Al Qaeda? Oh no, of course not. Al Qaeda is so last season. I mean ISIS.

    He once described himself as half Spanish/half Ecuadorian and asked me my ancestry. I told him i was 3/4 Scottish and 1/4 Scandinavian which at least doesn't sound like a weird half 'n' half pizza. That set off a verbal Battle Royale which makes our little skimishes here look like a kindy catfight.


    --- You are pugnacious.

    We both retired hurt after it became clear there could never be a clear winner. He asked me why Aussies have been know to eat their national animal and bird, the kangaroo and emu [btw, it's 'eam-u' not 'e-moo']. I said because we've run out of Bald Eagle and inquired of him if he prefers the white or dark meat. After that we got really down and dirty ... It was a lot of fun while it lasted. Haven't spoken to him in the last few years ... i wonder why he went quiet on me? Sensitive bastard!


    --- Because you, unlike me, are pugnacious AND obnoxious. That is the most likely explanation. Do you people eat koalas too? And what are u talking about, "eam-u"? The word is pronounced ee-moo. I know all about them things, them big boids. I useter see em at the Bronx Zoo. When I'd walk by the fence they'd follow me. Once when I was a kid I hid in the lion house after closing. Then I ran down the hall...and the lions reared up against the bars and roared so loud I ran out and climbed the zoo fence and I don't even remember how I got home across Fordham Road. Maybe I had my bike hidden in the bushes or maybe I took the bus. I don't remember. That was scary.

    --- Kilroy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    ... It beats me why any kids are allowed to play violent realistic video games these days yet animation cartoon shows are so toned down. Clearly even very young kids understand the ridiculousness of so-called 'cartoon violence' and take it for what is it - impossible slapstick humour [sorry - humor]. Not sure they can so easily make that same distinction with very graphic and realistic video games though....

    Hate to agree with you, but I do.

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    Ok KillJoy, expect a knock on the door from a swarthy mature Spanish Ecuadorian fake pizza deliveryboy. He has a severed horse's head for you. Best don't answer the door, just wet your pants and hide under the stairs like you did when your Jewish Mama took the broom to you. Methinks you doth protest too much. You clearly are so C.B., 'coz saying you're not more than once proves it. Ergo, you did go to Harvard and took Political Science and set a world record by failing first year twice [nobody even fails it once usually]. Don't bother denying it, i've irrevocably inserted my fantasy into your reality. At least you've remembered the lions were scary, pity the big nancys didn't eat you. I'm so NOT pugnacious [had to look that up, got boxer's brain from too many hits to the head]. So help me, if you call me pugnacious again i am gonna smash you so f***in' hard .... umm, i guess that's where the obnoxious part gets proven too. Alright, i'll give you those 2, but it's way better than being an old ugly Jewish Political Science failure expelled from Harvard for failing 1st year twice [did i just make that up ....? Ah, wothehell, it sounds good and now that i've said it that's the new reality]. Everyone else in the world is nuts i've decided, so i'm the only sane one. What's the odds on that hey? Koala tastes a bit like eucalyptus cough lollies. It's quite gamey and otherwise roughly between echidna and platypus in taste but more like bilby in texture although not as stringy as bandicoot. Damned if i know what we're gonna eat over here when all the endangered species run out.

    I think i'll move to the States permanently, you got a spare couch?



    I can see your IP address you know so i'll get a cab to your place. Don't worry about me stalking Tuffy in Sydney, i'm taking the next flight BNE>LAX>PHX, be there 5.50pm Friday. If they don't find the drugs in LA i should clear customs in time for the connection. Actually, it's over 1500 bux for the fare, i'll not have enough for a cab to your place so could you pick me up from outside Terminal 3 at Sky Harbor International about 6.30pm? What's your GF like?

    That's gotta be the year's best spoof of Darnald Gump's exclusion policy [yep, i made the trick name up ... sorta]. 'Well they're not rapists, but they do a lot of f***ing!' Bill's now become one of my favorite comedians [and i like a LOT of comedians].
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    I'm still talking to you KillVoi [see wot i did there?], but only because i know you don't want me to. I even have a little present for you. I wuz gonna get you a nice bottle of red an' ya girlfriend a nice box of chokkies, but hey, you'd only drink it and eat them so i've got a different prezzie for ya seeing you're gonna pick me up from PHX day after tomorrow, give me a comfy couch to sleep on, lend me your car and .... well, I'll only commit further once i've eyeballed the GF mate ..... ah, wotthehell, who am i fooling? I'm not too fussy, she's almost certainly in the mix too for sure. This is for you, MAD#1 [read the card first you pleb!]:
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    Now don't say i never give you anything. If your girlfiend's really gross i want Tuffy.
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    Sorry, forgot the disclaimer for the vid. 'Anyone who has a girlfriend, even had a girlfriend, might ever have a GF [no you won't!] in the future or has ever lusted after another guy's GF or is likely to do so or is doing so now, or is someone's GF etc blah blab crap-on [you can work it out from here], or importantly, is offended by the 'F' word shouldn't watch Bill Maher's very funny but very PC incorrect vid'.

    So that's now eliminated the noisy 1%, you other 99% can watch and laugh yourselves silly. You straight-laced fun-sucking wacko 1% can go an' stick your heads up a dead bear's a..... Wotcha mean i can't say that?! Sod off, you're probably a Tea Party Republican anyway. Go get a haunch of donkey to chow down on an' chill.
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    I'll deal with you and your drunken babbling tomorrow, Foozelstein, and maybe I'll even haul my 276C in to try to follow your crazy directions again. I did notice that u said u were coming over here for a visit. Excellent. That is what I told u to do. Then u can fix up my 276 for me in person. I might even give you a beer and a banana before I send u on your way. tell me when to expect u so that I don't shoot u by mistake.

    Banana News Update: I sliced up one of my Thai bananas and put it in the microwave for two minutes. Very nice. Could a guy live on only bananas? A Russian friend of mine once told me that they did an experiment in Russia and found that a guy could live on avocados alone. That mad Russian was in the gulag for years. I actually know, or knew, two guys who were in the gulag. As for me, I once tried to learn Russian in college, but when I hit the declension of the nouns I panicked and switched to Spanish, which I already knew a little bit because I had a Peruana girlfriend. Besame, mi amor! No not you, Foo! Don't get so exited.

    Kilroy I wuz here

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    You're not my type KillPassion, even if i did bat for the other team. Which i don't. Not even occasionally. Never have, never will. Not even in my dreams, certainly not in yours. Did i mention ewwww! and yuk! ?

    'Tell me when to expect you' you ask. WTF are you smoking? [i want some]. I told you when i wuz coming, jeez! No wonder you can't flash that goddam 276C, seriously. Stop rabbiting on about Thai bananas and concentrate. Terminal 3. Outside. 6.30pm Friday. Be there, bring Toots. I'll ride home in the back seat with her so we can get to know each other, you just drive. I'll not be fobbed off with just a beer and a banana. I want the whole enchilada. You Yanks shouldn't be so judgmental about Gulags, don't knock other cultures until you've tried it yourself. I've booked you a flight to Siberia Saturday, you join the Gulag Experience Tour that evening. Toots and I'll look after the place while you're gone. Don't pack light btw.

    Interesting about the avos, not sure if it's true though. I'd have no problem if forced to live on only 3 foods for the foreseeable. It'd be bananas, avocados and fish for sure. If also forced to be specific on the type of fish it's salmon. How about you Kackroy? Don't say 'anything kosher'.

    No need to thank me for my thoughtful gift you ungrateful pr*ck. Here's another one just to make you feel bad:
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    Thank you for the Mads! And yes I was able to download and save them, without reading any instructions, because I am a computer genius, and instructions are for sissies. I remember some of those stories, probably from the old paperback reprints, like Mad Reader, and some of the others I do not. I have yet to study them. They had real ads in them, not gag ads. One is for Charles Atlas. Once, long ago, I was in a C Atlas sub-office on 42nd street. I forgot why, probably something to do with my old job.

    " if forced to live on only 3 foods for the foreseeable. It'd be bananas, avocados and fish for sure"

    Yes, bananas, avos...and canned sardines with bones. I once met a guy who said he ate nothing but canned sardines for a whole year and he said he never felt better in his life. He read a book about it before he started doing that. I once found that book, but now I have forgotten its name. Another guy, who I used to work with, another mad Russian actually, a big strong feller, he largely ate canned sardines. He always ate them for lunch. I like sardines too. I was once in Mexico with Russian guy #1. We were at the big market. They had huge stacks of avos, very good and very cheap. He got one and then got one of the Mexicans (there are a lot of them down there) to give him some salt, and then he just ate it. He was pretty crazy, though. I don't know if large avocado consumption is related to insanity. Do you eat a lot of avos?


    I shall deal with all the rest, including GPS stuff and your puerile insults anon.


    Kilroy here he was

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    Fortunately i can reply to you briefly because i'm on the short stopover in LA before boarding for Phoenix. They haven't found the drugs yet. Seeing you thanked me for issues 1 and 2, which is all of 1952, here's 1953 [if you beg and plead a lot, i MIGHT dripfeed more to you but it depends on how badly you accept my future insults [which are never puerile btw]. Becoming faintly concerned you haven't acknowledged you'll pick me up outside PHX's Terminal 3 soon. I'm sure Toots is itching to met me so she'll make you drive over anyway.
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    Indeed i do eat a lot of avos. I also eat a lot of sushi. As well as fresh fish i like canned sardines and kippers and other canned fish such as pink and red salmon and tuna. Learned the hard way over there to say 'toona fish', coz asking for it correctly pronounced 'tune-a' simply got a suspicious look mostly. However, if corrected by said suspicious look-caster 'oh you mean toona fish', quickly learned not to say 'No fishface, i mean TUNA. It's already a fish so "toona fish" is a tautology as well as sounding really stoopid'. Hard to say which particular food has sent me insane really. Though more likely it's from frequent knocks to the head. See you soon, bring beer for the drive home.
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