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    Buddy! Mickey Mouse fit to be fathers to you and me. Transformers is more convenient name

    First Micky Mouse appearance ever, 1928.

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    Personally, though, I'm a Donald Duck man.

    donald duck clip art clipdon1

    Note that the guy is wearing a shirt and a bow tie and hat and gloves...but no pants. Mad did a parody on that, but that was long ago, way back in the days of Harvey Kurtzman and Bill "chicken fat" Elder (he drew this not me), back when Mad was actually funny:

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    Note the translation board around Darnold's neck. That's what you mugs need too.
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    Banana news update:

    I stopped off at the Asian market and bought some Thai bananas and burro bananas. Guess I gotta cook the latter - but this looks good. I'll try it with cream and cinnamon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    What is he going on about now? Mapinstall? I thought this was a thread about bananas.

    "Toenailclippingnote: Gros Michel bananas sound pretty good. No doubt were much better than the bland ubiquitous Cavendish mostly available these days here and in the US. They're always at least twice the price of cavendish "

    Oh, so you're a banana expert too. OK, I've got a question: I'm not clear about the gros michel stuff. Are they still available commercially then? If I go in an Asian market there are different kinds of bananas, Thai bananas, red bananas, dwarf bananas and so on and so forth; and I understand that in Thailand there are many varieties of bananas. So are gros michels one of them? CAn you get them? Do they go under a different name (because gros michel is a stoopid name).
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    Just read my part of the thread. My part isn't complicated at all. Foo here is the one who complicates it.
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    Oh a wise guy eh!

    I need to keep my google machine handy when these bozos try to talk - poms, eyeties...


    Uh oh - I just noticed that Neil was the lord high poobah around here, and I was about to apologize and 'umbly beg for forgiveness...except I just noticed someone else showed up who outranks him, like mucho. Perhaps if I make an end run and suck up to Miss Catymag...


    Hello, Miss Catymag your Majesty!


    OK, lemme quit goofing around and get back to fixing the bat files on my old fashioned steam powered G model 276C. Where was I? I forgot...
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    Uh oh...I'm back to page 15 trying to remember what I was doing before I was rudely interrupted by that Garmin GPS message...and then I just remembered that Mister Neil was the guy who was helping me, and here I am being so rude to him (he might stop helping me)...and he is after all such a great and handsome fellow, a credit to the Aussie race. I'm so very sorry I said bad things about you, O great Neil!

    'Umbly apologetic Kilroy


    OK, now that that's out of the way, back to page 15. I shall answer all your queries about bananas etc., Mister Neil your majesty, after I finish updating my maps.
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    Oh forget it. I'm back to square one. The hell with it anyway. I like my 2015 map. It's probably much better than the new ones. How many beers do you want to get on a plane and come here and do it for me? You got a toll free tech support hotline? How about a telephone? You got telephones over there yet? How much does it cost to make a Skype call from Arizona to Australia? I know, those thingies that the tech support guys use when I call them up to annoy them, that seize control of my computer and do everything for me...but you'd probably just head for my bank account number and the naked pictures of matildas.


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    I try to make allowances for you mugs because 1. I'm a nice guy, and, 2. I figure you probably just emerged from the pre-speech stage of evolution.

    So now you're all back, huh? I thought you closed up shop and ran off to hide in the outback because I scared you last night. After I said "chuck it" I was actually in the mood to solve the puzzle and go over Foo's ridiculous incomprehensible directions with a fine tooth comb and see it I might be able to translate it into something halfway comprehensible, but then the whole dive was gone. Now I'm not in the mood anymore. I gotta go. Maybe later. Maybe manana.

    Foo said you live in a hole in the ground. Are you a hobbit?

    I lived in the outback here for years, I do like some of the outback vehicles you mugs have over there. I want one. Gimme.

    Another thing, I'm not gonna try and suck up to any of you way down under mugs anymore, because look at the thanks I get for trying to be nice. I just get treated worse than ever. And youse guys were probably all huddling in fear last night lest I should say something to hurt your feelings, trying to recruit some plug uglies in Glasgow, but they were too busy giving each other Glasglow kisses.

    So now before I return, please, Foozy, try to put your directions into something resembling vaguely comprehensible English, or else get your crocodile dundee hat on and get over here and show me what the heck you're talking about. You can get a grownup to help you if necessary. In fact you should

    Later.


    Kilroy


    PS Correct me if I'm wrong, but did I or did I not politely request that my name be changed to Kilroy from Dersu Uzala on here, since it would be more appropriate, since we have not been chatting that much about Siberia, now have we?
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    First post on this thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Giomen View Post
    Buddy! Mickey Mouse fit to be fathers to you and me. Transformers is more convenient name

    First Micky Mouse appearance ever, 1928.
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    Personally, though, I'm a Donald Duck man.
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    Note that the guy is wearing a shirt and a bow tie and hat and gloves...but no pants. Mad did a parody on that, but that was long ago, way back in the days of Harvey Kurtzman and Bill "chicken fat" Elder (he drew this not me), back when Mad was actually funny:
    ..............
    Note the translation board around Darnold's neck. That's what you mugs need too.
    Holy White Man! You maybe are well below average IT-wise, but boy are you prolific as a poster! Your nimble?/sick?/unstructured? mind jumps around like a flea in a bottle, or maybe i should compare you more to a gnat, a la concentration span that is .... where was i? Oh yeah, i've now marked you down from goldfish to gnat. How about we ask Caty to change your Nick to Nat, no one else will get the pun. No, maybe Yorlik which i called you earlier as a nod to demonstrated backwardness. All quite academic anyway because the Super Admin says we mustn't change nicks, so there! [Did you actually read the [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] like i suggested? The Boss Chaotix has made Rule #1 DON'T EVEN ASK to change a nick or you'll break the rules. So, i could just ban your sorry ass for that infringement and you could rejoin as something else but then your current magnificent username
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    All grey, sad, shrunken and struckout. Probably that's pretty much how you feel presently i guess. But i like your current silly nick and anyway if you had Kilroy i'd feel obliged to be Foo and that's just a silly flamin' name, even worse than Neil. So i won't ban you and you're just stuck with dersuuzala, Kilroy [nah nah na na nah!].

    As you've deduced, i'm outranked by Caty, who's [technically] outranked by the Boss although she does all the heavy lifting on a day-to-day basis in this particular forum [he has other fish to fry too]. So, i have those 2 eminent ppl above me, making me third in line for the throne. Wanna help with an assassination plot? If you knock off the 2 Cs [won't mention them by name, don't want others to know what we're up to do we?] I'll then give you any silly flippin' nick you want if i get the crown. Actually, i'll give you any silly flippin' nick that I WANT. Flea, Goldfish, Gnat, F-wit, IT-challenged, ThoughtAversion, TherapyFailure, DumbAss [some of those may be taken].

    Yes, we're back. I think you crashed the forum for a while with all your consecutive postings [not supposed to do that either, but it doesn't matter a fig in this section really].

    Maggie is indeed a type of hobbit. Much larger, uglier and meaner though. Buy your own vehicle tightwad. You'd get laughed at in a LHD Troopy over there anyway.

    I'm no banana expert, just a 'banana bender' as he points out. The poor silly ppl in other states of AU don't understand that bananas are curved by nature, they think because we grow most of the bananas here that we bend them by hand you see. Dumbf***s are not limited to the US, we have our share over here too. The WA types are unimaginatively known simply as [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]. Unimaginative but accurate that they're likened to a burrowing insect first thought to be a deformed and/or subnormal type of mole cricket. I only know about Cavendish and Lady Finger and Sugar bananas. Do your own bloody research on Gros Michel you lazy f***! Oh, sorry. You probably don't know how to do that. Here you go, just click [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] [by 'click' i mean position your mouse cursor (that's the little arrow on your screen) over the hyperlink (that's the highlighted and underlined 'this!') and then push down on the left mouse button (left is where you sit in the car to drive over there [don't catch your scabbard on the passers by now]). Clear 'nuff?

    Addressing Caty as 'Miss Catymag your Majesty' will get you nowhere. She knows an insincere suckup when she sees one. Anyway, I think she's spoken for so you should address her as Ma'am, or at least Ms Catymag. 'Your Magesty' is fine really though, because most of us refer to her as our Queen anyway.

    We had phones years ago downunder, but they caused too much trouble so we got rid of them. There was talk at the time they were the instrument of the Devil so even though we thought that's a bit unlikely we flicked 'em anyway. Unlikely because you biblebashing holyroller hallelujah-shouting godfearing Americans still have some don't you? Can't be too careful about that stuff though so there's none here now. 'Skype'? WTFs that? Sounds even worse than those heathen telephone thingies! Get thee behind me Satin!

    A Donald Duck man hey? Says a lot. Liking the classic Mad has saved you from a severe beating though. Mickey was originally going to be called 'Mortimer' as you probably know. This is his first synchronized sound cartoon:



    You still haven't learned how to make vids display i see. Pity.

    I've answered some of your sh*t, i've ignored some of your sh*t, what i have answered i've intentionally done out of order in an attempt to confuse you as much as you've done me. I may answer some more of your crappy questions but i've run out of red wine which doesn't cut it anymore anyway so i'm making a run to the bottle-o [what you lot call a liquor store] for a bottle of scotch/rum/gin/volka, wotever spirits is on special. Anything to dull the pain. Later Kilroy.

    PS: Call me Fooster, Fooey, Foomeister or wotever ya like but if you call me Foozy again i'll contract with the local 'family' in NV to skip over the state line an' break both your legs. I have low friends in high places.

    PPS: Ah feckit! Tell where you've got both WebUpdater and test folders now and i'll make you a new bat file to match their paths. I could try to teach you how to run the text command instead as an elevated Command Prompt but i'd frankly prefer to stick needles in my eyes as a lesser form of torture.

    PPPS: I see you edited your next-but-latest post claiming interference by your psychotic ....erm, sorry.. psychological Social Worker. BullS**t!

    PPPPS: As for your latest post ... Ewwwww! and Blahhhh, both. Just peel the suckers and eat 'em. You Yanks wanna frig around too much.
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    "Your banana nicking matilda sounds 'nice' [doncha hate when ppl say that, almost as bad as 'she's got a really good personality']. Wot the hell was she doing on the lower east side anyway? Hadn't she heard about its gentrification? She deserved to get collared by the wallopers. No wonder she was transported to the colonies. I hope Unka Goopy died of starvation, he sounds gross."


    I'm gonna tell her what you said. She might live down the block from you for all I know. She'll come over and kick your ass. You better get your hobbit friends and Glasgow kisseachothers and Queen whatshername to stand guard. Her nickname is Tuffy. Seriously. And wassammatta, you stupid or something? If youse was gonna go downstairs and pinch a banana from a pushcart what would youse do, pinch it on yer own street where everybody and his brother would recognize you? No offense but you musta been a dumb crook. No wonder you wound up in the Aussie Penal colony.


    "PS: Call me Fooster, Fooey, Foomeister or wotever ya like but if you call me Foozy again i'll contract with the local 'family' in NV to skip over the state line an' break both your legs. I have low friends in high places.''

    Would you take offense at something like Foozly or Footy?

    "PPS: Ah feckit! Tell where you've got both WebUpdater and test folders now and i'll make you a new bat file to match their paths. I could try to teach you how to run the text command instead as an elevated Command Prompt but i'd frankly prefer to stick needles in my eyes as a lesser form of torture."


    No you wouldn't and that was a very foolish thing to say. No wonder people talk about you the way they do. And them things are where you told me to put them, in the C root - and the other night when all you yeller australasians got scared and ran away I tried every darn thing I could think of to get them to actually do something, with zero result. You mighta read a book about computers somewhere along the line, or someone read it to you like a bedtime story, but your communication and instruction skills are seriously lacking if not totally nonexistent. No offense.


    "PPPS: I see you edited your next-but-latest post claiming interference by your psychotic ....erm, sorry.. psychological Social Worker. BullS**t!"



    I didn't want to offend your innocent victorian eyes (don't they call the borough you live in Victoria?) with a picture of a semi-naked duck. I was afraid I might traumatize you and then you'd go waddling out to your neighborhood likker store and try to buy even more cheap rotgut hooch than you already do, except the proprietor would probably chase you away. I still have it if you want me to put it back, if you think I can take it. Likewise an earlier post I made on this brilliant thread that my conscience told me to delete, if u wanna see that too, but I don't think you're up for all that all at once.



    "PPPPS: As for your latest post ... Ewwwww! and Blahhhh, both. Just peel the suckers and eat 'em. You Yanks wanna frig around too much."


    I peeled a semi-ripe, or unripe as the case may be, burro banana and sliced it up and sauteed it and then ate it straight (I eat my burro bananas straight - I'm a tough guy see). It was very good. I recommend it. Lots of potassium or vitamin P or whatever it is in bananas too, I think.

    No offense, sir, your majesty.


    Kilroy alias D.U.


    PS Right now in my C drive I've got a Garmin folder in it's very root, copied from where it was in Program Files (x86), and inside the Garmin folder is all this junk: Oh well never mind, I can't cut and paste it, but it includes the WU and test folder, tho I tried putting them, and copying them, on to the root by themselves too, but right now I put them back in the Garmin folder duplicate.

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    That cartoon of yours...when I was a little kid they were still showing those old fashioned cartoons on the tv, cartoons like Farmer Grey and Out of the Inkwell, left over from early movies, and, like in your cartoon there, inanimate objects would move around, like automobile wheels would act like an animal's legs and start walking, or the train tracks would start dancing. I hated that. It gave me the heeby jeebies. Still does.

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    You know about the old original Mad? Potrzebie?

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    'Tuffy' sounds even nicer than i thought possible. You got her knicker size yet?

    You pretty-much need to poke me in the eye with a sharp stick to offend me so no offense is taken [unless as i suspect you were trying to offend me by saying you weren't wanting to offend when clearly you were 'cos .... ah, crap i don't even care anymore].
    Clearly you're simply not trying hard enough [to offend me i mean, i doubt it's possible for you to try harder to flash that old piece o' of yours].

    Do you mean Victoria the State, Victoria the monarch [as in 'Victorian Times'] or do you simply not know what the feck you mean? I sure don't. All our ducks are fully naked here, what would shock [but not offend] us would be if they suddenly affected gloves, shirt and bowtie albeit 'sans pants' as you depicted. The other stuff i mean, 'sans pants' is a given for us. We rarely wear any ourselves. Duck l'orange will now never be the same however.

    You can peel your own bananas? I'll alert the media! I still get Mummy [Mommy] to peel mine.

    I would so prefer to sick needles in my eyes than try to teach you how to use Command Prompt. Who's talking about me? That's so cool! What are they saying, is it all good? It must be, 'cos everybody loves me. Mummy told me so.

    I showed that Steamboat Willie cartoon to 2 of my grandsons yesterday. They're almost 10 and 12 respectively. At first the younger one wanted to know why there was no colour [color to u - you 'u' hating pleb], to which the older one asked 'Is that what you old people call black and white, i've never seen a cartoon like that'. I said 'Sshh, just watch it'. They went quiet for a while then both nearly p*ssed themselves laughing when Pete stretched Mickey's body out and Mickey tucked it all back in like nothing had happened. Not a word out of them until it ended, only hyterical laughter, and then they wanted to watch it again. My son commented that they laughed more at it than at modern cartoon animation. I said that they'd mostly laughed at all the 'politically incorrect' stuff, the bucket over the cheeky parrot, Minnie getting hoisted up by her knickers, the animals being played like organ grinders and musical instruments. Some funny sh*t is timeless. It beats me why any kids are allowed to play violent realistic video games these days yet animation cartoon shows are so toned down. Clearly even very young kids understand the ridiculousness of so-called 'cartoon violence' and take it for what is it - impossible slapstick humour [sorry - humor]. Not sure they can so easily make that same distinction with very graphic and realistic video games though.

    Dammit! I've slipped into seriousness again. So, let's try to make the best of such temporary aberration. If you mean you you have WebUpdater still in the Program Files (x86) folder [i.e. C:\Program Files (x86)\Garmin\WebUpdater\WebUpdater.exe] and you haven't been able to copy/paste it so that it's path is C:\Garmin\WebUpdater\WebUpdater.exe [to conform with the text command in the original bat file], then we need to change the bat file itself to conform with the present path for WebUpdater.exe. Assuming you do have the extracted 'test' folder directly in the root of C drive, change the command in the bat file as i said in Post #156, just copy what's between the quotes here:
    "C:\Program Files (x86)\Garmin\WebUpdater\WebUpdater.exe /upload_file rgn=10 path=C:\test\gmapsupp.img -autorun usb /i" [don't copy the " either end].
    So first change the extension of 'Install_gmapsupp.bat' to .txt, open 'Install_gmapsupp.txt' in NotePad, paste the above over the existing text ensuring after that there are no spaces either end or carriage returns then save it. Finally change the extension back to .bat and try again. If it won't still run successfully, try this: instead of double-clicking it, right-click the bat file and select 'Run as administrator' if you're logged on your PC with administrator rights.

    Potrzebie? You betcha! Axolotl even. My parents didn't much like me or my slightly older brother reading Mad at first even though they had no objection to us reading 'normal' comic books even when we were quite young. The first Mad i was allowed to buy was the 1961 'No matter how you look at it - it's gonna be a Mad year'. I was 13. I took it to school to show to my friends and got in big trouble for that. But i'd been reading them for years before that one way or another. The local barber had old copies in his magazine stack [he also sold 'frangers' to older patrons]. He was a Hungarian immigrant with an entirely inappropriate and infectious sense of humour [crap! - humor] and his central European accent embellished it. I think he might have been Jewish too, but i'm not sure. Non-Christians tended to fly under the radar if they could here in those days.

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    PS: Don't forget about getting Tuffy's knicker size. Better still get me a pair and i'll check myself. I won't mind if she's still in them.
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    I'll get to this anon, mate...but just to educationalize you on the glory years of Mad, it was from 1952 to 1956 when Harvey Kurzman ruled. Also I just found out that he went to the same high school that I did. Aintcha impressed?

    Once my little brother and I were on vacation in Florida and at some mini zoo we actually saw axolotls, and they made us laugh, because they were like the old Studebakers, you couldn't hardly tell the front from the back! Potrzebie!

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    Veeblefetzer!

    I went to high school with Billy Thorpe [don't pretend you don't know who he is]. He was in my year and i even taught him to rollerskate. So there, you're trumped bigtime! You, your sooky kid brother and i are some of the few ppl in the world who even know what axolotl really means or who Harvey Kurzman is. Even fewer ppl actually know that this song was written by Bill about ME. I know it, but i'm far far FAR too modest to tell anybody else:



    You have a serious problem with priority ...... TUFFY'S KNICKERS! ... remember?

    I have over 50 years of MAD in pdf files, 1952-2005. The torrent is still active i think:
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    It's struck me that some non-UK EU types [and even some of your less-humour-endowed countrymen] may form the incorrect opinion reading our exchanges that we hate each other. That's just so not true. Well, i dislike you a bit but only 'cos you're stoopid [have ya flashed that 276c yet?]. However clearly you worship me [as you should]. Just wanted to set the record straight. Now, Tuffy?
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    "It's struck me that some non-UK EU types [and even some of your less-humour-endowed countrymen] may form the incorrect opinion reading our exchanges that we hate each other bla bla bla"


    No way! Foo, he de man! He can't help it that he's stoopid.

    Oh, the 276C? Manana. Then I gotta figure out how to work your Mad pirate site too.

    Say, what is this, some hitherto unknown lunatic law of psychotic gravity or something that causes raging maniac Mad comic book fans on opposite ends of the earth to bump into each other?

    Does the PM feature work in this dump? If it does - and if I can figure it out - a big if - standby for a PM, Foogerty.

    Remind me to tell you about the drooling maniac and his even crazier looking girlfriend that I once encountered in the Jamaica Queens Library (which has more guards than many small countries have standing armies, and if you knew where it is you'd know why) cackling madly and foaming at the mouth over a giant book of beautiful old EC/Mad reproductions that I've never seen elsewhere, and probably no longer exists since those two nutbags probably stole it (tho it would have been hard to slip under ones' filthy t-shirt, but then as alert as all those guards were it probably wouldn't have presented that big a problem, or ruined it with their drooling and spittle).

 

 
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