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    Default Melvin's One Man Band with Guest Appearances by Bit-players [Series 3 - Exiting new themes]

    No, Foozelberger, I did not c Shawshank redemption., but remember the big Indian in one flew over the cuckoo's nest?

    Why no Christmas present for u, Spy? Because u have been a bad spy. Santa Claus doesn't like naughty children who r spies. In fact he hates their guts. U r lucky he didn't give u a bomb or garrote u or something.

    It's round 1. You were KO'ed .... again.
    Did u watch him put his glove on? The bum musta had a horse shoe in his mit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    Why no Christmas present for u, Spy? Because u have been a bad spy. Santa Claus doesn't like naughty children who r spies. In fact he hates their guts. U r lucky he didn't give u a bomb or garrote u or something.
    How wude!

    .........
    Do big things!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    What's JD?
    Your friend, the Jersey Devil. Are you being deliberately obtuse or just particularly forgetful? Remember 'Mississippi Mud'?

    ..... excerptation (is that a word?)
    Nope.

    Speaking of spaced out boxers
    No we weren't speaking of boxers, i was hanging sh*t on you which is hardly a discussion anyway. You're just one, a spaced out glass-jawed sad sack punch drunk cauliflower-eared ex-pug.

    where has your Australian "boxing hobo", Johnny Noctor, gone to? He wrote a number of books and now where is he? It's a small community over there. You could ask around.
    Yes, i found him. We only have 3 pubs in this country. He was nosing thru the trash behind the first one i checked. Don't you know how to search for stuff yet? Click [Only registered and activated users can see links. ].

    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    No, Foozelberger, I did not c Shawshank redemption.
    You should watch it. It's great. Want a torrent link?

    but remember the big Indian in one flew over the cuckoo's nest?
    Yep i do. Your point? Is that you?

    Why no Christmas present for u, Spy? Because u have been a bad spy. Santa Claus doesn't like naughty children who r spies. In fact he hates their guts. U r lucky he didn't give u a bomb or garrote u or something.
    Quote Originally Posted by JmaCWQ View Post
    How wude!
    Tweety ass



    Did u watch him put his glove on? The bum musta had a horse shoe in his mit.
    And the hoof. I laced him up. Count your eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JmaCWQ View Post
    How wude!

    .........


    Wewy wewy wude!

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    Yes, grab the installer from 4chan, won't cost you anything.


    What's that, one of your porno websites? Anyway I was reading the reviews and the new Paint Shop Pro sucks too so the hell with it. I used to have paint shop pro 9 or 8+, which I actually paid for on an earlier computer and then managed to transmogrify to my latest old computer, but now for some reason, having to do with their licensing or some junk, the best I can eke out is PSP 8, which is OK but not quite as good. At least I can find the do and undo buttons on it. I wasn't even able to get the 8 for a long time until I focused my computer expertise on the matter and deciphered it.

    Your friend, the Jersey Devil. Are you being deliberately obtuse or just particularly forgetful? Remember 'Mississippi Mud'?

    So then u write initials for something that was discussed long ago (long in relation to the life of a may fly) and I'm supposed to pick up on it? I'll try that on u some day and see how u like it.

    ..... excerptation (is that a word?)
    Nope.

    Why not?


    No we weren't speaking of boxers, i was hanging sh*t on you which is hardly a discussion anyway. You're just one, a spaced out glass-jawed sad sack punch drunk cauliflower-eared ex-pug.

    Oh yeah you and what army?

    U know who's a funny ex boxer? Randall Tex Cobb. He was in a lot of movies. I did acting gigs too too. I coulda been a contenduh. What r u lookin at? My favorite boxing movie is "Fat City". Do u want me to put it on a Torrent for u?

    Yes, i found him. We only have 3 pubs in this country. He was nosing thru the trash behind the first one i checked. Don't you know how to search for stuff yet? Click this.

    Golly!


    You should watch it. It's great. Want a torrent link?
    No I do not. Did u finish Law of the Jungle yet? How does it end? I forgot. I hope it has a happy ending, especially for the gorilla.

    Series 3 - Exiting new themes

    Like what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    So then u write initials for something that was discussed long ago (long in relation to the life of a may fly) and I'm supposed to pick up on it? I'll try that on u some day and see how u like it.
    NP.

    ..... excerptation (is that a word?)
    Nope.
    Why not?
    It is a word, of sorts. But not generally used by normal human beings. [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] It's one of those 'made up' words only used by wankers i reckon. 'Why?' i hear you ask. Cos a dis Cuz:
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    Oh yeah you and what army?
    Don't need an army. I can just ban your puny ass.

    U know who's a funny ex boxer? Randall Tex Cobb. He was in a lot of movies. I did acting gigs too too. I coulda been a contenduh. What r u lookin at? My favorite boxing movie is "Fat City". Do u want me to put it on a Torrent for u?
    Go on. Make a torrent for it. Don't get your 10 yr old nephew to do it for you either!

    Golly!
    Eloquent.

    Did u finish Law of the Jungle yet?
    Yes.
    How does it end?
    Hurriedly and amateurishly. Boy shoots gorilla. Boy kisses girl, girl kisses boy back. They probably then have 'breakfast' as the credits roll.

    I forgot.
    Naturally. Attention span of a gnat.

    I hope it has a happy ending, especially for the gorilla.
    The gorilla looked very happy as he died. I mean he prob got what he wanted. He just came storming out of nowhere, rampaging murderously towards a loaded rifle. He was probably screaming 'PLEASE KILL ME' in gorilla-speak. Either that or he knew the god-awful movie was almost in the can.

    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    Series 3 - Exiting new themes
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    Go on. Make a torrent for it.


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    Listen Chief Bromden! Paleface Boss say T O R R E N T, got it. You postum T R A I L E R. You mixum up 'T' words again, silly Injun. Ya wanna getum back to that 'Cuckoo Nest'? Nurse Ratched pokum bigbore needle in your big red butt!

    You didn't answer me Melvin, so I shall simply assume as it suits me:
    but remember the big Indian in one flew over the cuckoo's nest?
    Yep i do. Your point? Is that you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    What's that, one of your porno websites?
    No, just a site you should always get your free software from.

    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    Anyway I was reading the reviews and the new Paint Shop Pro sucks too so the hell with it. I used to have paint shop pro 9 or 8+, which I actually paid for on an earlier computer and then managed to transmogrify to my latest old computer, but now for some reason, having to do with their licensing or some junk, the best I can eke out is PSP 8, which is OK but not quite as good. At least I can find the do and undo buttons on it. I wasn't even able to get the 8 for a long time until I focused my computer expertise on the matter and deciphered it.
    Unable to use a good modern free image editor, so you pay money to be unable to use an outdated image editor.
    No surprises there.
    Do big things!

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    No, just a site you should always get your free software from.

    How do u find anything there? I don't see a search option.

    Listen Chief Bromden! Paleface Boss say T O R R E N T, got it. You postum T R A I L E R. You mixum up 'T' words again, silly Injun. Ya wanna getum back to that 'Cuckoo Nest'? Nurse Ratched pokum bigbore needle in your big red butt!

    You didn't answer me Melvin, so I shall simply assume as it suits me:
    but remember the big Indian in one flew over the cuckoo's nest?
    Yep i do. Your point? Is that you?

    Me no talk-um.

    Listen Chief Bromden! Paleface Boss say T O R R E N T, got it. You postum T R A I L E R. You mixum up 'T' words again, silly Injun.

    Ugh me no sabe white man talkum.

    OK, I actually tried to learn about "torrents" so I downloaded an item called BitTorrent and then I tried to install it and both times it crashed my computer!

    I hope it has a happy ending, especially for the gorilla.
    The gorilla looked very happy as he died. I mean he prob got what he wanted. He just came storming out of nowhere, rampaging murderously towards a loaded rifle. He was probably screaming 'PLEASE KILL ME' in gorilla-speak. Either that or he knew the god-awful movie was almost in the can.

    It was only a movie. the gorilla didn't really get killed. Some people are so gullible.


    How does it end?
    Hurriedly and amateurishly. Boy shoots gorilla. Boy kisses girl, girl kisses boy back. They probably then have 'breakfast' as the credits roll.

    We know what "have breakfast" means, don't we? Wink wink nudge nudge. What does it mean?

    Don't need an army. I can just ban your puny ass.

    Gulp. He holds it like a dread sword over my head.


    ..... excerptation (is that a word?)
    Nope.
    Why not?
    It is a word, of sorts. But not generally used by normal human beings

    I am not a normal human being, and I now declare it a word.

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    My Australian friend just sent me an email and in it she said this:

    "anyways, no woz mate"

    What does that mean?

 

 
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