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    No woz = No worries. Used in polite company, she considers you refined apparently. In less polite company: No woccas [or wuckers]. Both a spoonerism and a diminutive of 'no FLlCKIN worries'. i.e No wuckin forries, then shortened. Cheez, you Yanks dunno nuttin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    My Australian friend...
    You have a friend?

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    How do u find anything there? I don't see a search option.
    Source your software from somewhere other than 4chan, Melvin.
    I was wondering how gullible you are, the word 'very' comes to mind.
    Do big things!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JmaCWQ View Post
    No, just a site you should always get your free software from.
    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    How do u find anything there? I don't see a search option.
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    Source your software from somewhere other than 4chan, Melvin.
    I was wondering how gullible you are, the word 'very' comes to mind.
    I was kinda holding my breath there, going uh-oh!. I was thinking that the pr*ck gene is maybe quite prominent in you Mac. But you tipped him off in the nick of time .... Melvin, belay all that cr@p. The best source for you would definitely be .onion sites. You'll need to install Tor2Web or similar to find them. Once you do, enter your social security number and details of your all bank accounts and their online passwords and thru the magic of the internet you'll have instant access to an Aladdin's Cave of illegal cr@cked software. Enjoy! [You're so welcome].

    PS: I've lost Tuffy's phone number. Could you post it again here please?

    Quote Originally Posted by JmaCWQ View Post
    You have a friend?
    Not just any friend. A female friend. Name of 'Tuffy', lives in steak'n'kidney. Quite hot. Melvin's gonna set me up with her, aren't ya Melv? ..... Huh? Melv? .....
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    I know where I am Melvin's One Man Band with Guest Appearances by Bit-players [Series 3 - Exiting new themes]
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    What are you lot talking about hey.
    Dipstick is a Blond and has no idea what you are on about hey.
    Give the Sucker a chance and give him some Crackers for F sake.
    You are asking him to Understand a program that is written for Win XP and above and he is still with a Commodore OS M8's.
    Gees tops up Vino mug, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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    Oh that sig is to big should be Half that proportion.
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    You Australians are working yourselves into an unseemly frenzy, and so i shall present you with a parable.


    He holds it like a dread sword over my head.
    ...called "The Sword of Damocles"


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    What was the sword of Damocles?

    The famed “sword of Damocles” dates back to an ancient moral parable popularized by the Roman philosopher Cicero in his 45 B.C. book “Tusculan (Tucson) Disputations.” Cicero’s version of the tale centers on Dionysius II, a tyrannical king (Foo) who once ruled over the Sicilian city of Syracuse (GPS Power City) during the fourth and fifth centuries B.C. Though rich and powerful, Dionysius was supremely unhappy. His iron-fisted rule had made him many enemies (especially Melvin King Of The Jungle) , and he was tormented by fears of assassination—so much so that he slept in a bedchamber surrounded by a moat and only trusted his daughters to shave his beard with a (electric) razor.

    As Cicero tells it, the king’s dissatisfaction came to a head one day after a court flatterer named Damocles (The Spy) showered him with compliments and remarked how blissful his life must be. “Since this life delights you,” an annoyed Dionysius replied, “do you wish to taste it yourself and make a trial of my good fortune?” When Damocles agreed, Dionysius seated him on a golden couch and ordered a host of servants wait on him. He was treated to succulent cuts of meat and lavished with scented perfumes and ointments. Damocles couldn’t believe his luck, but just as he was starting to enjoy the life of a king, he noticed that Dionysius had also hung a razor-sharp sword from the ceiling. It was positioned over Damocles’ head, suspended only by a single strand of horsehair. From then on, the courtier’s fear for his life made it impossible for him to savor the opulence of the feast or enjoy the servants. After casting several nervous glances at the blade dangling above him, he asked to be excused, saying he no longer wished to be so fortunate. The court jester (Spiderman) thought all this was a laugh riot and so he laughed so hard that he attracted the attention of the Queen who came in on her sedan chair and ordered his head removed from his body and everybody thought that was very funny, especially Melvin, who did manage to control his mirth lest the same fate befall him. (I added that part myself)

    For Cicero, the tale of Dionysius (Foo) and Damocles (The Spy) represented the idea that those in power always labor under the specter of anxiety and death, and that “there can be no happiness for one who is under constant apprehensions.” The parable later became a common motif in medieval literature, and the phrase “sword of Damocles” is now commonly used as a catchall term to describe a looming danger. Likewise, the saying “hanging by a thread” has become shorthand for a fraught or precarious situation. One of its more famous uses came in 1961 during the Cold War, when President John F. Kennedy gave a speech before the United Nations in which he said that “Every man, woman and child lives under a nuclear sword of Damocles, hanging by the slenderest of threads, capable of being cut at any moment by accident or miscalculation or by madness.”

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    Garmin/GPS Systems GMod. Melvin's One Man Band with Guest Appearances by Bit-players [Series 3 - Exiting new themes]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnetron View Post
    Oh that sig is to big should be Half that proportion.
    He can't photoshop Mags. He does muck around with ancient parables a bit though:

    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    You Australians are working yourselves into an unseemly frenzy, and so i shall present you with a parable.
    ..... [insert tense build-up music here] .....
    ...called "The Sword of Damocles"
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    What was the sword of Damocles?
    ..... [now crap on endlessly] ......
    Actually, we didn't ask Kilroy.
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    Master Melvin's One Man Band with Guest Appearances by Bit-players [Series 3 - Exiting new themes] JmaCWQ's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    I was kinda holding my breath there, going uh-oh!.
    I reckon you would'a been.
    I guess there might have been a few others in our audience starting to shift a little uncomfortably in their seats too.
    Not to worry, that little experiment's over now, the result was as expected.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    I was thinking that the pr*ck gene is maybe quite prominent in you Mac.
    Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    But you tipped him off in the nick of time ....
    Yes I'm still regretting that decision.
    I concluded that any scumware he was able to procure most likely wouldn't even run on that ancient contraption he uses for a computer.
    Apparently viruses are no longer hamster powered.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    Not just any friend. A female friend. Name of 'Tuffy', lives in steak'n'kidney. Quite hot. Melvin's gonna set me up with her, aren't ya Melv? ..... Huh? Melv? .....
    Melvin with a hot female friend?
    What have you done with the real Melvin?
    Do big things!

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    Actually, we didn't ask Kilroy.

    No, my son, it is true you did not - but I feel that it is my calling to bring forth light unto the poor benighted savages on tropic islets, poor lost souls who were never taught that cannibalism is wrong; poor sad souls forlornly forming up into a conga line to worship their primitive sun and surf gods...

    [deleted by Melvin's parole officer because he has already been warned once about this sort of thing]



    WARNING WARNING WARNING

    Danger, Will Robinson, danger! Don't look at that picture! Shaman Foo says no no no!

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    Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!

    Oh that sig is to big should be Half that proportion.

    I suppose everybody is entitled to their opinion, but in my opinion it is too small and would look better full page size.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    No woz = No worries. Used in polite company, she considers you refined apparently. In less polite company: No woccas [or wuckers]. Both a spoonerism and a diminutive of 'no FLlCKIN worries'. i.e No wuckin forries, then shortened. Cheez, you Yanks dunno nuttin.

    Jerks. They think that talking in pig latin makes them sound smart.

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    Happy now? It broke.

    What Australians Eat

    Vegemite, Anzac biscuits, meat pies, chips and fish, fairy bread, grilled meats, Tim Tams and hamburgers with beetroot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    What Australians Eat

    Vegemite, Anzac biscuits, meat pies, chips and fish, fairy bread, grilled meats, Tim Tams and hamburgers with beetroot.
    Hello Troll.
    Bored are we?

    Quote Originally Posted by PIG LATIN TRANSLATOR View Post
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    Sounds gay.
    Do big things!

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    I know where I am Melvin's One Man Band with Guest Appearances by Bit-players [Series 3 - Exiting new themes]
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    eckfay offyay

    Good tucker list there Melv oh Dipstick.
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