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    Seems we have entered the Crap section again and all this waffle is just going nowhere "and has became boring to read again" are you guys going to stop regressing because it seems you lot have Alzheimer's F off get a life and don't bore me.
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    So yer back from the Queen's paymaster's office are ye, Gypo? You an the new lad. Ten quid apiece was it then?


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    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    How did mischievous get changed to "mischances"? Did u do that?
    No. I could have if i'd wanted to though. Have you fallen victim to the nasty auto-correction 'assistant' in your new browser? All i did was fix the image to display properly.

    Yr XMas present is of little value unless u tell me how u did it. U know how you can give a man a fish or teach him how to fish...something like that?
    No. I won't tell you how even though i didn't do it. I think this is the quote you're struggling to recall: 'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day'.

    I gave u a XMas present but now I forgot what it was - a bar of gold bullion - or maybe some cartoon I posted on here and said that's yer present. Something like that. Anyway u already gave me a XMas present, the cartoon I'm using as my sig.
    I also gave you the one you're using as your avatar, that musta been last year. I'd remember if you gave me a gold bar. Unless Mags is right for once, and i've got ....... y'know that Disease thingy .... wot's it called again? I've forgot.

    I don't know who the girl in the bottom picture is but she looks older than 16.
    She's not.

    Well u got that one right. She probably went wrong because Dobie brushed her off. Too bad she didn't like Maynard instead of boring Dobie.
    She was going to get a spin-off series until the TV execs found out about her 'you-know-what' inclination. 'That won't do at all. Could be catching. Fire her ass!'

    Quote Originally Posted by Magnetron View Post
    Seems we have entered the Crap section again and all this waffle is just going nowhere "and has became boring to read again" are you guys going to stop regressing because it seems you lot have Alzheimer's F off get a life and don't bore me.
    Yes, well that post certainly put us in our place and contributed so much more to this thread than Melvin or myself could ever do.

    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    So yer back from the Queens payroll office are ye, Gypo? You an the new lad. Ten quid apiece was it then?
    Still on a witchhunt i see ......

    Wait a bit! Look at this: "and has became boring to read again". One must ask, if it bores you so much why bother? Go back to painting over spiders, the New Year real estate sales resurgence is almost upon you. Those cracks won't paper over themselves y'know.

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    Yep why not lest I said something huh.
    Getting tired of painting so I pulled and engine out of the old Jackaroo, for the Son whom decided to punch a door frame and broke his hand, silly boy can't drive and needs to get to work next week and his gurlie friend can't drive coz she has chronic pain. all gloom
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    No. I could have if i'd wanted to though. Have you fallen victim to the nasty auto-correction 'assistant' in your new browser? All i did was fix the image to display properly.
    That Android autocorrect is a pain. It's also a pain to type on Android without the autocorrect. Either way it's a pain.


    Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day
    Ha ha! Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day; teach a man to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.

    I also gave you the one you're using as your avatar, that musta been last year. I'd remember if you gave me a gold bar. Unless Mags is right for once, and i've got ....... y'know that Disease thingy .... wot's it called again? I've forgot.

    I forgot u gave me the Melvin cartoon ...well thanks if u really did. Now I remember clearly I gave u one large very heavy bar of solid gold. What did u do, lose it already? The disease is called "forgetting stuff" I think.


    She's not.

    Some young girls look much older than they are. Guys get in trouble that way. There's some long tall sexy number in the Bucket O' Blood saloon giving you goo goo eyes - and the next thing u know u r in Sing Sing Correctional Facility serving 45 years for statutory rape.

    She was going to get a spin-off series until the TV execs found out about her 'you-know-what' inclination. 'That won't do at all. Could be catching. Fire her ass!'
    Damn right. I f'g hate those creatures and I have personal reasons for doing so. They say some men like to watch them make out with each other. WTF? BARF!


    Yes, well that post certainly put us in our place and contributed so much more to this thread than Melvin or myself could ever do.

    Yeah, especially me. I heard that Mags was down at the saloon buying drinks for everybody who tumbled in...but just last week he was dead broke and trying to get some beer money by selling his old tar paper shack. And the new bloke he's nowhere to be seen. We need to convene a court in the basement presided over by the head Irishman with the beard and the shillelagh to get to the bottom of this...and Mags and the new bloke need to be there.

    Still on a witchhunt i see ......
    Like I said before, we either catch the informer or it will be the end of all of us.


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    Like I said before, we either catch the informer or it will be the end of all of us.


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    Clearly you're not completely paranoid Melvin. You have to believe that the entire world is against you to be completely paranoid. However you appear to believe every one except me is against you. Wot's that make you?

    And wot's with the 'IRA' signoff, and the bearded Irishman with the shillelagh running a kangaroo court in the basement? Have you turned into a bogtrotter terrorist? That's so last century.
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    I don't know. There's probably some horrible psychiatric term for people who think the whole world is against them except for one guy on the opposite side of the planet.

    I was just getting into the spirit of the Informer movie. Ever seen it? Awesome great movie. "I forgive ye, Gypo. Ye didn't know what you were doing..."

    Geez i was kidding around about Spiderman hillbilly but the Spiderman family sounds even more dysfunctional in real life than in my cartoon fantasies .

    Learned friend of mine was just discoursing me on the origin of the word hillbilly. It comes from Scotland where the Williams clan lived in the hills. He was also jnstructing me on the origin of the term redneck which comes from England. Spiderman belongs in the Ozarks in Arkansas with the Arkansas hillbillies, where my favorite uncle used to live.

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    PS Who's been messing with this thread?

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    Into drugs now huh.
    I remember the Dobie Gillis show, Adams family "clickitty click", Munsters and Car 54 where are you. Can't remember much about now have that decease you mentioned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    I don't know. There's probably some horrible psychiatric term for people who think the whole world is against them except for one guy on the opposite side of the planet.
    It's called 'APP' [keep reading].

    I was just getting into the spirit of the Informer movie. Ever seen it? Awesome great movie. "I forgive ye, Gypo. Ye didn't know what you were doing..."
    Prob parents took me to see it when i wuz 8 or so. Prob fell asleep after the cartoons 'n' newsreel. Not prob, more like 'did fer sure'.

    Geez i was kidding around about Spiderman hillbilly but the Spiderman family sounds even more dysfunctional in real life than in my cartoon fantasies .
    Now let's clear that up for you Pilgrim. A Jackaroo is a motor vee-hicle in that sense. Named after the Oz version of wot you might term a cowpoke. Didn't want you to think Mags was referring to the human kind: 'Jeez Son. Ol' Slim's lookin' kinda peaky ta me. Let's pull his engine out'.

    Learned friend of mine was just discoursing me on the origin of the word hillbilly. It comes from Scotland where the Williams clan lived in the hills. He was also jnstructing me on the origin of the term redneck which comes from England. Spiderman belongs in the Ozarks in Arkansas with the Arkansas hillbillies, where my favorite uncle used to live.
    What a refreshing fount of completely useless knowledge you are Melvin.

    Doctor to me:

    "Boy, u suffer from mono australoid exceptionidicus hyper paranoia. The only cure is lifetime of weekly visits to my office @ 1000$ per and also a lifetime course of the strongest and most expensive psychoactive drugs known to man. I hope u have good insurance. Say, did u ever get dropped on yr head when u were a baby or engage in some crazy sport like boxing? It might just be because, to use a medical term,, u r punch drunk. That will be 1, 000$ for yr first visit. Pay the matron behind the bulletproof cashier window, cash only for first visit, and after u pay she will buzz u out."

    PS Who's been messing with this thread?
    Messing with it? No one! Stop being Almost Perfectly Paranoid fercrissake. Did you write the above yourself? That's almost entertaining. Are you sure you wrote it?

    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
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    Nice vid. Hahahaha! Or Boohoohoohooooo! Depending on whether your medical insurance is any good. Lol. 'Offer void in Wisconsin' ... a lot of things are. 'For erections lasting more than 4 hours insert your own joke here ....... Batteries not included'.
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