He WILL.He might try.
Oh dear. I can feel a soush coming on. Fetch the butcher's apron and gumboots, this is gonna be messy.Thinks he's some sort of professional shrinkologist does he?
In his own mind perhaps.
Who'd pay him for advice?
Thou desirest me to stop in my tale against the hair?
Nay my steady and faithful Scottish cunning linguist. Stay thine eager hand in short but do not vary greatly from thy quest. He wilt but retreat should ye move with obvious intent. Set the trap, bait it fetchingly and await with infinite patience the arrival of yon prey, for come he shall ..... (Romeo and Juliet: Act 2, Scene 4.1 [Beta])
'Struth! It seriously hurt my head to write like that. No wonder that style died out!
Hush now! He cometh, but stealthily.