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    Default Tucson Gem, Mineral & Fossil Show and other such niceties

    I was picking on whatshisname by PM (one of the rare times it was working) and he told me about this place opening up.

    Thank you, your Majesty!

    But what does it mean, I have to follow the rules? I've never been awfully good at following the rules. Rules r really made for lesser beings like u know who, not for such as us, Your Majesty (note my skillful yet subtle sucking up technique!).

    Does that mean I have to (ugh) format things and say "gps" every sentence?

    I was just telling Neil that me ol mite in Sydney is coming to the Tucson Gem & Mineral Show this year. All of the Australopithecine in crowd r coming to the Tucson Gem & Mineral Show this year. That will be convenient for me because then I can fight them all on Main Street in Tombstone at the same time and save on bullets.

    The T'n G & M Show is quite a sight. People from all over the world come here with gems and minerals and fossils and geodes twice as tall as me that they have stolen from their national museums and local dealers to sell on the open market. When I was a little kid I was actually into rock collecting. I learned about hardness tests and streaking on marble (the bathroom tiles). What I really wanted to find was a geode. A very small one would have made me happy.

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    I know this Tucson mineral show, I've been there some years ago with friends. One of them is from Valenza Po the Italian capital of jewelry:
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    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    I was picking on whatshisname by PM (one of the rare times it was working) and he told me about this place opening up.
    Under my own personal 'Freedom of Information' laws, i'm publicly releasing your last PM to me:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil
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    R U *the* Neil?

    Freaking pm system here. Half the time it says your pm box is full and the other half it says mine is full - and I can't even figure out how to delete individual messages, only the entire thing. I wuz writing responses to yr pm's, but now...I think this is u, but I can't be sure. Please provide me with the last 4 digits of yr ss number (or whatever they use in Australia) and yr mo's maiden name, name of yr first pet, and online banking info along with passwords u use for verification, and then I shall proceed to send u my response.

    This would be much easier by email.
    How about as proof of ID i just send you my Passport and ATM & credit cards with PINs instead? I dunno if i'm comfortable giving you that other stuff.

    If you think i'm gonna give you my email you stalker you're more delusional than i suspected. I know a clever trap when i see one ...... Considering your unreasonably vast Garmin knowledge you may well be a Garmin spy, maybe even head of Software Development at Oathe!

    If you use the check box on the top right [in the black panel where it shows the total number of Sent or Received messages - depending on whether you're looking at 'Inbox' or 'Sent'] it will delete ALL the messages in that location. Use the individual check boxes to the right of each message summary. You can also download copies of the massages as either XML, CSV or TXT files before you delete them.

    Proceed to send your response you dropkick.

    Garmin spy huh? Ha ha ha how absurd.

    Uh oh this boy knows too much now we will have to kill him!

    Here's my email, you brain damaged paranoid ugly australopithecine proto primate:

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    Don't send me no naked pictures of u on the beach. I'm not into that. Send them to yr inbred western Australian pet.

    My friend on yr tropic isle just told me that she is coming to the big tucson gem show in january. Why don't u come too? Then I could fight the both of u in tombstone!

    I'm only kidding about my sydney friend.

    I've got the msg I was going to send u originally knocking about here someplace. I'll get it later.



    Melvin of the Tucson Gem & Mineral Show
    Jeez, fair suck of the saveloy Marvin. I only called you a 'dropkick' and in return you call me a 'brain damaged paranoid ugly australopithecine proto primate'. That's SO many adjectives i'm sure it breaks some law of grammar if not the rule of decency .... maybe needs some punctuation too, hyphens for sure and perhaps commas so the reader can take a break. Anyway it's inaccurate because i'm not particularly paranoid. Well, not since i realised that it's not the entire world that's against me, only most of it. Thank God i have friends like you .....

    We've got a free chat section now and Caty has re-opened Mags' spidy bite thread, so get your sorry ass over there so i can kick it publicly: [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]. Post your dopey reply there, you can even copy and quote this if you want (yo 'member how to write '[ quote ]' tags homie?).

    If Tuffy's not coming neither am i.

    I meant I was only kidding about fighting her in Tombstone. She is coming though. All the Australopithecine in crowd r coming to the Tucson Gem & Mineral Show this year.

    How come the Queen suddenly became so acquiescent?* She seemed into it all and then suddenly remembered her royal demeanor and shut us down. Did u find something on her and blackmailed her? Anyway, I will check it out...carefully. It may be a trap.

    * No way I could have spelled that word without a spell checker.
    I thought about also publicly disclosing your email and then using it to sign up to all sorts of dodgy deals so you'd get spammed out of your mind but i'm guessing it's fake anyway.

    Thank you, your Majesty!

    But what does it mean, I have to follow the rules? I've never been awfully good at following the rules. Rules r really made for lesser beings like u know who, not for such as us, Your Majesty (note my skillful yet subtle sucking up technique!).
    Stuff and nonsense. The Queen sees thru' your woefully inadequate 'suck-up' due to my Wikileaks-style release of our Private Messages reproduced above. I resent that you think i would have stooped to blackmailing Caty when i didn't even need to ask, not even nicely. She just did it out of a sense of decency in case Mags finally succumbs to his spidy bite, that's all.

    Does that mean I have to (ugh) format things and say "gps" every sentence?
    Yes and No. You have to at least TRY to format but we know you're incapable of it just as you're incapable of understanding the rules. You are now excused from saying 'GPS' so please stop that. However you need to mention the spidy bite at least once in every post to remain on-topic unless i or the Queen excuse you of that.

    I was just telling Neil that me ol mite in Sydney is coming to the Tucson Gem & Mineral Show this year. All of the Australopithecine in crowd r coming to the Tucson Gem & Mineral Show this year. That will be convenient for me because then I can fight them all on Main Street in Tombstone at the same time and save on bullets.
    I'll be in the alley so i can shoot you in the temple as you pass. PS: We do not pronounce 'mate' as 'mite'. Even the Kiwis don't do that. So stop that too. Kiwis do pronounce 'e' like an 'i' though. And 'i' like a 'u'. Actually they pretty-much cock-up all vowels, even their a's a little bit.

    ..... I learned about hardness tests and streaking on marble (the bathroom tiles). What I really wanted to find was a geode.
    Aim is definitely a problem if you can't find it quickly.

    ... A very small one would have made me happy.
    You should be quite ecstatic in that case. I doubted you actually had one, but if you do you must have to keep a string tied to it for quick retrieval at the urinal ......

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    Actually, almost forgot this. Are you being paid to advertise the Tucson Gem & Mineral Show Melvin, or just spamming?

    BTW, as i'm expected to squire Tuffy around the gem show and perhaps even perform other basic tasks to please her then either she or you are required to at least pay my airfare over and all my accommodation and living costs. My standards are very high when other ppl are paying. Do you have any flophouses with better than half a star rating in that fleabitten village that can't even properly pronounce it's own name? Tucsón! Tut tut .... That'd be a 'hard C' in Spanish, ¿qué? Tukson or Tuxon as an English approximation. Never mind, i'll try to find a little time to educate the half breed inhabitants if Tuffy leaves me alone long enough thru' sheer exhaustion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by catymag View Post
    I know this Tucson mineral show, I've been there some years ago with friends. One of them is from Valenza Po the Italian capital of jewelry:
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    How come the Queen suddenly became so acquiescent?
    Sometimes I'm nice Don't play on it.

    She seemed into it all and then suddenly remembered her royal demeanor and shut us down.
    Yeah noblesse oblige

    Anyway, I will check it out...carefully. It may be a trap.
    Sure the spider is weaving his web

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    bla bla bla bla bla



    ... PS: We do not pronounce 'mate' as 'mite'.
    Sorry, mite.


    bla bla bla


    ... hopelessly overly optimistic m'lady.
    Look at the prehensile tailed sycophant trying to suck up to the Queen*! Disgusting!

    --- M


    * Notice how I carefully capitalize Queen on all occasions, a sign of my deepest respect and admiration for the Glorious Leader of the Party Central Committee - oops wrong one - I mean Luminous and Beloved Eternal Monarch, Guiding Sunbeam, Light in the Darkness, Great Sun of the Nation and Respected Leader of the Central Kommissariat and creator of the Glorious Five Year Plan!

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    Quote Originally Posted by catymag View Post
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    Sure the spider is weaving his web

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    Oh dear...

    The sinister spider theme continues!
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    Perhaps u might consider redacting that spider animation, O Queen. Mags might suffer from spider related post traumatic stress disorder.


    Yr Obdt. Svt.,

    Melvin King of the Apes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    Actually, almost forgot this. Are you being paid to advertise the Tucson Gem & Mineral Show Melvin, or just spamming?

    BTW, as i'm expected to squire Tuffy around the gem show and perhaps even perform other basic tasks to please her then either she or you are required to at least pay my airfare over and all my accommodation and living costs. My standards are very high when other ppl are paying. Do you have any flophouses with better than half a star rating in that fleabitten village that can't even properly pronounce it's own name? Tucsón! Tut tut .... That'd be a 'hard C' in Spanish, ¿qué? Tukson or Tuxon as an English approximation. Never mind, i'll try to find a little time to educate the half breed inhabitants if Tuffy leaves me alone long enough thru' sheer exhaustion.


    The latter, and I'll pay for your last meal in Tombstone.

    Here r some links, mites. They won't pay me unless I slip it in:

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    Last edited by Neil; 27th November 2016 at 23:57. Reason: coded outside link as per Rules .... Just read 'em pleez Melvin, huh?

 

 
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