You can only ASK Her Majesty to ban moi, whereas i can ACTUALLY ban vous. I guess technically i can also ban myself but you'd have to ask real nice, genuinely nice [that won't happen].
How's about a username change to "Melvin, Mad as a Hatter"?
Wot's with this: "We remain your loyal subject"? Is that like the royal 'We' [i.e. delusions of grandeur] or are you speaking on behalf of your multiple personalities [i.e. just plain nuts]?
I don't think the problem is in the reproduced resolution of the scanned MADs for sure, it's maybe that the 'small print' of #21's cover was intentionally made frustratingly difficult to read. Need to buy an original to check. Gimme your credit card details, don't forget about the 3 numeral security code this time.