Lol! "So if ya sit on ya bum all Mondays coz ya suckin' meat in". Yep, that how we roll here dudes ..... What he said of course was "So if you sit on your bum all Mondays because you're stuck in meetings". I love Strine, it's so easily misunderstood by the rest of the English speaking world [just like we are ourselves really].
And yes, we really do pronounce Melbourne as 'Melbin'. Brisbane is 'Brisbin' too.