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    Default Melvin's One Man Band with Guest Appearances by Bit-players

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    Good. The Australians r gone. Its nicer here now. Much more peaceful. I should have kicked them out a long time ago.
    Mags is tarting up his cave for sale and I was away you dropkick, also waiting for you to hit 150 posts so i could close [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] as per the previously posted Royal Decree. I also need to lop off your head. Keep still please. This won't even hurt [me] a bit.

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    Look post #150 nearly here, hope this waffle gets DELETED YAY
    Nup, not deleted. Not even trashed. Just closed. Nonsense and waffle goes on ..... and on .... and on .... and ..... on ...
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    Damn one of them snuck in the back door. I knew I should have kept it locked but the fire dept. regulations say it has to be left unlocked during business hours.

    Nobody is going to buy Mister Magnet's ratty old broken down shack. Maybe he could turn it into a roadside spider zoo and charge 10 cents admission, like that old roadside skink farm in Florida me and my little brother went to.

    Actually I used to call my old apartment in NYC my cave. There wasn't much light in there and 2. one of my sports used to be caving. I googled it up and it looks all fancy now and they polished up the old hardwood floor so it looks beautiful and put in chandeliers and all my old cavy ambiance is gone, and now it's a co-op and they r selling it for a million dollars or something...but they don't mention that the bums upstairs also have beautiful old polished hardwood floors so u can hear every single step they make on it.

    I tried to improve the intellectual level of the old thread, but the problem is there is nobody here with an IQ over 75 except for me.

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    Which of u sub human pencil necked geeks closed out the gem show thread at only 149 posts!? It was supposed to go to 150, and I was going to close it out with this:

    "Goodbye, kids."


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    Gee Melv, [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] to me:
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    But wot would i know. I'm just a simple Australorpian bumkin, self-learned in the School of Hard Knocks, whereas you attended the finest ghetto school in one of the less-filthy alleys in Harlem to get your book-learnin'. I guess that yous proper-educated kids were taughted non-inclusive counting, hey? That's just a great mystery to me, could you explain it in non-technical terms to me? I'm sure Mags would appreciate the benefit of your superior mathematical and arithmetical [is that a real word?] knowledge too.

    PS: Is your Dress Size really a petite 149 Melvin dear?

    PPS: I resent you representing me as a 'subhuman pencil necked geek'. I'm not very geekish at all.
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    None of yr australopithecine fast talking monkey business here, bozo. You're not in one of those gay black bars u hang out in shoving the furniture around, terrorizing, and then not even leaving a tip! I wasn't born yesterday. I'm getting a fleet of Philadelphia attorneys to sue yr platypus ass. 149 might mean 150 on your cannibal island, or so u would have me believe, but not here! If u want to settle out of court let me know fast otherwise u will be leaving the court house dressed only in a barrel! Either that or add on another post to the thread in question!

    I actually did go to high school in the fashionable Harlem section of Manahatan, first two years anyway, the 2nd 2 was downhill from there.

    No my dress size isn't a petite 149, honey. Don't buy me clothes for Christmas anyway. I want jewelry.

    OK then your geekishness is still open for debate. The pencil necked sub human aspects of u r already agreed upon.

    Australians bring out the worst in me. Seriously.

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    " Melvin's One Man Band with Guest Appearances by Bit-players"


    Not such a bad title though actually...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    None of yr australopithecine fast talking monkey business here, bozo. You're not in one of those gay black bars u hang out in shoving the furniture around, terrorizing, and then not even leaving a tip! I wasn't born yesterday. I'm getting a fleet of Philadelphia attorneys to sue yr platypus ass. 149 might mean 150 on your cannibal island, or so u would have me believe, but not here! If u want to settle out of court let me know fast otherwise u will be leaving the court house dressed only in a barrel! Either that or add on another post to the thread in question!

    I actually did go to high school in the fashionable Harlem section of Manahatan, first two years anyway, the 2nd 2 was downhill from there.

    No my dress size isn't a petite 149, honey. Don't buy me clothes for Christmas anyway. I want jewelry.

    OK then your geekishness is still open for debate. The pencil necked sub human aspects of u r already agreed upon.
    The Bush Lawyer in me will successfully argue that don't stink, so launch your fleet of Philadelphia Lawyers punk [never heard it coupled with 'attorney']. If i can't out-talk 'em i'll shoot the dopey b@st@rds between their beady eyes.

    'Playpus ass' is a bit of a stretch, they have a cloaca like birds.

    Semantics, dear boygirl, semantics!

    Australians bring out the worst in me. Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dersuuzala View Post
    " Melvin's One Man Band with Guest Appearances by Bit-players"


    Not such a bad title though actually...
    Ummmm.... Playing 'Bad Cop, Good Cop' all by himself. The abuse i expect and accept, the feint praise is troubling. Wotcha up to buster?
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    "so launch your fleet of Philadelphia Lawyers punk [never heard it coupled with 'attorney'"


    I *think* u r trying to say something about philadelphia + lawyer, tho it is difficult to translate your cloacal speech into human language. Philadelphia lawyer is an old fashioned term. You don't hear it any more...tho one of those remaining low lifes was recently caught on tape...Anyway, here is Maddox Brothers and Rose singing "Philadelphia Lawyer" -

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    Research indicates that it is still in widespread use, even in Australia the term 'Philadelphia Lawyer' is mostly understood to mean a crooked silver-tongued legal eagle, who'll stoop to any lows to get the job done. Interestingly, i've found evidence that the meaning has changed to that derogatory one from the original where it was quite complimentary and meant that the lawyer was particularly competent and expert.

    As the above learned research clearly indicates, i do not not speak thru' my cloaca. I wonder is that the source of the colloquial term 'clacker' for 'backside/bottom/anus/arse/ass'?

    Rose most displeases and fulsomely annoys me. Take her away.
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    Damn that took a while to read all that waffle as usual
    My tarted up Cave should get me about $559,000 Au which is lower than it should be, coz the market has dropped a bit.
    So shove that up ya wooly jumper Dipstick.
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